Tomorrow's 7-11! And you know what that means, free slurpees!!!! It's definitely one of my favourite days, right next to halloween (free candy day) and 420 (the most beautiful day of all). I just rented natural born killers which i hear is really good. I have to saturate the fluffy white popcorn with seasoning salt until it is completely utter ( Read more... )

NOTICE!!!!

okay so I got this job selling knives and I'm supposed to go to peoples houses and make presentations to them, and I get paid whether or not you buy knives or not, so anyone who's interested or knows anyone who wants to be nice and make me money, please indicate so and/or call me on my telephone. DO THIS BEFORE MONDAY cuz if I make a lot ( Read more... )

There are now these christian summer camps for kids where they are taught things like "global warming is not going to happen. science doesn't prove anything." And they play video games called Creation Adventure which teaches against evolution and the children talk to a cardboard cut out of George W. Bush, who has "added credibility to being a ( Read more... )

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Things I learned today:
In Calgary, a guy stabbed and strangled his roommate's cat and used its blood to write on the walls.
Global warming is going to make poison ivy grow bigger and cause itchier rashes and painful pus-filled blisters. 80 percent of humans are highly allergic to poison ivy, but the other 20 percent have no reaction to it.
Death toll ( Read more... )

Today I'm blazing and listening to Gravy Train and Mohammed Rafi and eating purple popsicles and blazing. When the purple ones are all gone I eat the pink ones. Today was a nice day, a stoned day. Is ignorance bliss? I can never figure it out. Some of my happiest memories are being lied to. So should christians or whomever believe in religion ( Read more... )

Articles you may be interested in:

31 similarities between Hitler and Bush

9-11 was a hoax: The American government killed its own people

911 was staged to defame Muslims

I get to paint a ceiling tile of this:

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I had to write a story for English, read it!!! And tell me what you think. I feel as if the ending is a bit awkward.. I suck at endings.

Unexpectedly, the elevator stops. The lit sign above the door reads ‘Bathos’. The elevator doors open and a girl with dark blue hair wearing a long, flowing blue gown appears before it. Mercure looks quickly at ( Read more... )

Today when I was walking home from school I saw two little 8 year old boys yelling at each other and as they backed away from each other, one of them was saying to the other, "you'd better be scared, I'm gonna get some friends tomorrow. Big ones. Like teenagers? .... Yeah, you'd better watch out."
This morning one of my fish was dead. I'm watching ( Read more... )