And it brought me so much joy. Every time that I was having a bad day and I saw that tiny puppy it made my heart smile. Unfortunately, it belonged to some white trash neighbors of mine. They in turn would just leave it outside unattended. I wanted to steal it, but they lived right next door. I should have. Maybe it would be alive today. Last ( Read more... )

I have the secret recipe for Sonny's hamburgers and I will soon have the recipe for the BBQ sauce. MWAHAHAHA!!!

and that mission is that I grow the most ridiculous hair possible. First off, I want a Rat-Tail, one so long that I can fake having a mustache with it. Secondly, I want geometric designs shaven into the sides. Finally, I will bleach it out, but not to platinum, only the brassy orange. Then it will be Cthululike in its horror. Eventually, the ( Read more... )

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A cat that learned to say "Mama" in a surprisingly similar voice to a baby/small child ( Read more... )

Quote Door is about to go the way of the Dodo.

"Jiggaboo ain't racist, it was made up in a song!"
"You mean Buggaboo?"
*looks up the meaning of Jiggaboo in Urban Dictionary*
"WOW that is really racist!!"
*me laughing at co-worker*

Sonny's is now officially closed for business. Roosevelt Nickels' children have sold the restaurant. The daughter saw how sad I was and she told me that maybe I will see a new Sonny's open up somewhere else. I don't believe her. I hate knowing all the times Sonny's was open, the prices, the menu by heart. It is not applicable anymore. It's ( Read more... )

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Room smells like spilled beer. Am still queasy from drinking King Cobra yesterday. Somehow feel more alive than in a great while. Better than the overwhelming numbness that was impending. Am in a good place. May not look like it, but happiness lives here. Sometimes blunt trauma to the head can be more healthy than injuring. Short sentences ( Read more... )