Dan's neologism for today: prosticute ( Read more... )

I fully intend to live long enough that I can say "Ah, yeah, I remember the eighties, too. Wait... which eighties do you mean?"

I ask that you vote for me. And get your friends to vote for me. I could win money and shit.


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Today's menu was created by Dr. BadPlan.

I has a pigeon.

I recently had to describe somebody to somebody else. I knew they'd probably never meet, but I wanted to be as accurate as possible. I ended up recruiting a second person for a second opinion ( Read more... )

From a text message from a friend. She knows who she is:

"No matter how cute they are, they're still ... scum. Diseased scum. Accept to rimjobs!"

It makes more sense in context, but it's funnier this way.

The sign at the eternally busy Trader Joe's right near Union Square says "Twelve items or fewer".

Fewer!! Not "less", "fewer"!!!!

One more reason to love Trader Joe's!!

Just on the outside chance that anybody here can help ( Read more... )

I think I may use the term "chunk of carbon" instead of the more common "gem" name.

I don't have many beliefs. But i have one or two.