Science had determined that squid actually give "facials". Yes, that kind of facial.

Check out the science.

For sol3 and moominmolly, I give you fun with camera lenses

For Molly: cute animals.

I went to a wedding this weekend ( Read more... )

Recently I asked if I got zombie points.

It turns out the answer is "definitely not". Why? Because sweetbreads are not, in fact, the pituitary gland, but actually the thymus. Which is not even really inside the skull at all, let alone in the brain. Food Network has moreSo... me: not a zombie ( Read more... )

If you are going to ride a horse, and they give you the "no saddle" option-- I recommend sticking to your guns and insisting on the "with saddle" option.

Me: I need a boat!

Mom: Why?

Me: I like the water. I like boats. I could go places. I would dress like a pirate. I would be a captain.

Mom: You’re an idiot.

Me: ...

Me: That is true. But I'm an idiot with a list of reasons.

Mom: And no boat.

Me: And no boat.

Oh SUH-WEEEEEEET!!!!

My dating troubles are OVER!!!! Never again shall I be single! Never again shall I be in any way unhappy when it comes to women.

Why?

Because the perfect solution is here!!When I sent it to niqui, she pointed out this line on the FAQ: "These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason. This is ( Read more... )

I ate sweetbreads today ( Read more... )

In case you didn't know, my band, should I ever form it, shall be called Pirate Dan and the All Dyke Metal BandI see it as being something of the opposite of No Doubt. Instead ot a hot girl with not so much talent in front, with semi-talented ugly guys playing in back, it will be an ugly talentless guy in front, with a bunch of hot lesbians who ( Read more... )