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[piratehall]

well, I got what should be my first clippings today... thoroughly unglorious 150-250word bits for a "news and commentary" section, one about a No CHild Left Behind award to a local school, and the other about a bus stop that the MTA removed three weeks before they were supposed to in order to reroute a bus line that they didnt tell anyone they were

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[molofan]

in what publication?

[piratehall]

I'm working at my uncle's paper, the battery park city broadsheet

[molofan]

also, can you start writing a column called "hey, you! yeah, I said you! why don't you come over here and, uh...tickle me! yeah, that's right, tickle me!"

It'll work really well alongside the other Jersey columns "what the FUCK did you say about my wife, Gino?" and "why don't I just dip my balls in marinara sauce for you?"

[latentdragon]

Ah the glamorous (yes, that's a joke. kinda) world of alternative journalism.
I fear it may await me when I come home.

[gimblegyre]

YAY!

I drank black coffee like a fish in a sea of black coffee if my mouth were gills
have i mentioned lately?
1) you're ridiculous
2) that's why i love you