OMG!

[piratejess]

I can haz a lj updayt?

Yes, I am alive. Honest.

Comments

[kokeyjoe]

Weak.

-50 DKP.

[piratejess]

Pssh, I've got like 10,000,000,0070 DKP. That means NOTHING to me.

[kokeyjoe]

Maybe I'll give you a 50% discount and make it only -25 DKP. Because I like you.

Boy, you're lucky.

(I'm just trying to get you to respond again...)

[piratejess]

Man, I made a comment in YOUR livejournal! You should go see it.

[lonephantom]

i can haz job that pays more for working from 7 am till 8 pm ?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[piratejess]

>.<
i haz no hi payn job

You should just sell sewn fruit for a living. :D

[lonephantom]

I need a break.
Oh look, LJ Comments! bwhaha... the antithesis to productivity

My fruit? Hmm. . . It would be supremely AWESOME to make and sell things... I doubt the practicality of basing my rent-paying on people's desire to buy stuffed lettuces ^_^

[lonephantom]

I guess I should add too that it's only started paying on Monday, and I've been doing it since August. Blah on teaching!

[biogant]

No you're not. You've been a zombie for years now!

[piratejess]

Shhhh!

You can't tell them NOW, it will ruin EVERYTHING.

[lonephantom]

I am eating a lime.

I thought you needed to know.

[piratejess]

I am very happy that you're still keeping up with your anti-scurvy regiment.