This is already the BEST FALL BREAK EVER! When people ask me, "What are you doing for Fall Break?" a smile spreads across my face as I calmly say, "I'm going to Paris." Mwahahaha!! Definitely beats freshman year (went home), sophomore year and junior year (can't remember... so it must have been something fantastic, right?). So yeah, I'm REALLY ( Read more... )

*sigh*

Our team obviously needed my mad water polo skills. Alas, I had to watch "Red Sorghum." Bad deal.

"My skin's so white, I'm almost bio-luminescent." - The 925 Boyz "P-Hill Ghetto"

I take offense at the entire notion of "Innertube Water Polo." That's like playing Bicycle Soccer. But this year, I decided to swallow my pride and play. I mean, CMC and Mudd usually manage to have a team per dorm, and Scripps can barely scrape together a team from the ENTIRE school. Besides, it's probably the best IM sport for me to play anyway. ( Read more... )

This morning there were drawings of penises in the hall perpendicular to mine. On signs, one on everyone's whiteboard, and a huge one on the wall in the stairwell. I hope they used dry erases marker on that one, too, otherwise... James thinks it must have been one of my neighbors because a guy wouldn't have had the guts to do that in a Scripps dorm ( Read more... )

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Aerobics class kicked my ass.

I think that my whole problem with the Christian religion begins with this man. I remember when he first came to Winnetka Congregational Church as head pastor, bringing with him his spoiled daughter (my age). She owned a horse. Damn it, I don't own a horse, and neither did anyone else in our youth group. A pastor should not be more well off than a ( Read more... )

I just remembered that I have cable again! Sweet. Time to resume my love affair with Jon Stewart.

Oh, New Hall, you are my new best friend. It's actually getting too cold in here. I think perhaps certain friends will be visiting. Wine on the balcony, perhaps? Which reminds me, I must get wine glasses (and all my other junk) out of storage. Boo to moving ( Read more... )