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Doctore Seuss still rhymes in Latin! (By the way, I didn't misspell Doctor; I wrote it in Latin!)

Imber totum diem fluit
Urceatim semper pluit.
Taedet intus nos manere:
Numquam potest sol splendere.....

So sad. At least the environment has me to love it.

Check out the "Notable Alumni" section.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Trier_High_School#Notable_alumni

Jello wrestling party at CMC on Saturday. Blake asked if I wanted to be in it. I said no.

"What's with all you girls having self-esteem and self-respect and shit?" - Ryan

What happens when you let your pet python loose in the Everglades and it tries to eat a gator?


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Thanks to new pet deodorizer carpet spray, my room smells very strongly of orange Pez.

Open an umbrella indoors.
Break a mirror.
Live dangerously.

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Flint


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My feet were itchy when I took them out of my hiking boots. Wait, no. They're sunburnt. Genius ( Read more... )