Five! I think.

[piratewhip]

So hello! It dawned on me recently that there a lot of pirates out there I don't know terribly much about. So I decided I want to get to know you all better! I guess this is one of those "meme" things

Comments

[bite2death]

Hihog didn't pass. Hibird bit him to death.

[piratewhip]

Still! He was your pet!

[bite2death]

Hibird is my only pet.

[piratewhip]

cause he killed Hihog! Now you have the immortal Hihog 2.

[nogoodtuna]

Haaah, Hibari-san's hedgehog died..?

[piratewhip]

It did! Hibird killed it, apparently.

[nogoodtuna]

That's terrible! I hope Hibari-san is okay..!

[bite2death]

I'm proud of Hibird.

[heytenth]

Here I thought you couldn't get any gayer.

[piratewhip]

....What?

[heytenth]

What kind of grown man buys a kid a stuffed animal??

Where's your big white van? Is there 'candy' in your pocket?

[piratewhip]

I think it's a perfectly suitable gift!

And I've never owned a white van.

[threeswordstyle]

Roronoa Zoro. Gonna be the best swordsman in the world.

That's it.

[piratewhip]

Really? I bet that takes a lot of work! Squalo's been pursuing that for a while now too.

[threeswordstyle]

It does.

[piratewhip]

...You lift that many weights often?

[omgrunaway]

I'm J-j-j-jacuzzi. Jacuzzi Splot. B-back home I'm the l-leader of a gang and I have a b-b-bounty on my head but I d-dont know if they'll chase me on the ocean.

I'm l-looking for the One Piece for a p-present for my girlfriend of t-t-ten years, Nice.

[piratewhip]

That's such a sweet thing to do, Jacuzzi! We met back on the island, right? I hope this bounty of yours doesn't give you too much trouble!

[omgrunaway]

She d-d-deserves it.

I d-d-don't think they'll b-bother, I'm n-not that important after all.

[piratewhip]

She's lucky to have such a nice boyfriend, Jacuzzi.

Oh come now, everyone's important to someone! I bet your girlfriend would disagree, right?