Worst pick up line ever: "So how is your tricep workout going?"

I've noticed that most of my entries end up being very nonspecific and vague. I guess there is no reason to stop now...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

but mostly that last one.

I had a dream last night that summed up my feelings of the past few months. It was so symbolic that I hate myself for having some part in my brain that can come up with shit like that, when I can't write a fucking thing. I guess I don't have clearance to that sector. :(

Bill Stone: "If anyone likes chocolate skittles, get them now. They're 2-for-1!"

So I haven't posted in here in like a year. Anyone want to chat about the past year?

Number of mesh metal trash cans that I have puked into and had it come out the sides: 2.

ive noticed that i keep describing most recent events in life as "so depressing!"

that probably means something. i probably know full well.

man oh man do i love ruining lives!

Laser Cats 2

my favorite part is a toss up between when dr. scientist uses a dog and when he says "andy....miral spaceship"

who knew that ritz crackers were so ahead of their time?