cheat.

today i accidentally ate carl's cheeseburger. i thought it was mine! we got them mixed up. needless to say, we broke up over the whole ordeal.

hello, freedom!

( five seven five )

( man and wife )

( Forgive me that. )

( the bubonic plague thing, in a nutshell )

ken jennings zinged! me tonight with the following:

what's the difference between an english major and a large pizza?

a: a large pizza can feed a family of four.

but on a lighter note (not really), I can graduate in April.

sometimes i feel like the word "crumple". right now is one of those times.

Although I am very much considering dropping one of my FIVE LIT COURSES this semester, as of right now, here is my book list ( Read more... )

i have to spit. thank you samir for showing me where kevies scotch tape is and having a faux hawk i drank in front of maybe cops i dont care we washed out miller light cans in some strang sink. most importantly

kathy says that rufus saysthat chuck says that rufus says that mary (fake name) says that omg

i love amber more than anything inthis