"tiger woods don't claim a nationality. his father is black and his mom is thai, so we'll call him formal nigga."

hahahahaha

for christ's sake, he's dead (thanks for the info rob). one of the best comedians i've heard in years. i'm incredibly bummed. i heard he overdosed... and drugs aren't bad? fuck. sin city, see it. benecio del toro is the ultimate Joker. now i leave you with some classic jokes ( Read more... )

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."

hah

perhaps some of the most genious conversation between me and limon ( Read more... )

my dog that i've had for 10 years (Cookie, chino is just fine) has disappeared. last night when i went to bring the dogs in after the thunder started, she just wasn't there. hasn't come back since. this sucks balls, i haven't been this depressed ever i think. i hope she finds her way back...

everyone, go see Ong-Bak. nice little import kung fu movie from thailand. the dude doesn't use wires or anything. and when a guy kicks another guy in the head with his flaming foot(from the gasoline he accidently dove into of course) you know the movie is worth watching. enjoy.

FOOTBALL. patriots can blow me. i believe this is some government conspiracy to try to inspire americans. how does this team keep winning??? grrr... but, good meat, good chicken, good soda,good friends, good times. God bless the grill. american dad- has its moments (Thor), but not the amount i wished for. funniest simpsons in a long time ( Read more... )

not entirely familiar with his comedy, but i'm positive he influenced almost everyone that makes me laugh today.

R.I.P Johnny Carson

saturday rocked. Found out "fearofflying" was playing a show so nick, rob, abel and myself decide to take a little ride. we get there and realize we're surrounded by fucking high school kids. The 40's and the cigs we had were nice touches. so horrible, horrible screamo bands start playing, we start the barrage of insults. good times. when the ( Read more... )

thank you nancy (and that chick who's dorm got wrecked)! it rocked... i think robert's still pissed at that r.a. though. heh. all is well and the world is turning, and saturn just peaked. weeeeeeeeeee....