half of them won't know until you're gone

[pistolsatdawn]

glenn's bike got stolen by a crack addict tonight while ryan and stacia and myself were standing just inside the door to the apartment. i found out that i can't run as fast as a homeless guy can pedal. and niether can ryan. but after much ado we found the guy's bum friend and told him that if he could get the bike back, we'd give him forty bucks

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[sparks_kerosene]

that is so awesome. $40 is about 50,000 won, so bum money is worth about the same thing as korean money, isn't that interesting? this country is a bum country. it smells like homeless people. the average house here looks a homeless person shack. people pedal stolen bikes everywhere. don't feel bad about not being able to catch the culprit, theres a grade song about stolen bikes riding faster. but you always get caught in the wheel, or something. yea, i'm still alive. and in a world of emotional pain. i bought a guitar, so i'm going to write a bunch of songs about how much it sucks that my girlfriend left me and how hurt i am. i'm going to call it kimchi confessional. yea, it's gonna rock. 'This bottle of soju is taking me home.' i'm gonna have all the little korean girls here singing along. i'm going to put all the crappy mwr cover bands that play at the gator club to shame. yea, anyway, keep it real yo.
peace out playa.
love,
sean

[leikotha]

don't forget to sing about the mass amounts of homeless dogs roaming the streets

[sparks_kerosene]

omg yes, there are fucking dogs everywhere, and they are the ugliest dogs ever. i mean, they look like mutant chihauhas. it's gross. i'm going to seoul today, the big city. woo! i'm gonna meet some korean girl. yea.

shop smart...shop s-mart

[pistolsatdawn]

the sharp hint of a raging venereal disease.

oh man oh man. that eats butt, dude. i bet a year and a half ago that on that deck in new kent you never thought that you would be where you are today. and not just geographically. argh. everything is so weird.

korea is a cruel mistress, i hear. and relationships via telephone are just bad news....plus asian girls are cute. how long is it before you come back to the US?

[shtiney]

you have the best entries ever.