You are slightly sensitive but it probably doesn't get in the way of being a selfish prick.

My Nuts R Rotten: good show fag, but your fans are idiots ( Read more... )

so i just put $400 dollars in a mutual fund that i cant touch until im old. i also have to pay $50 a month but when im 60 i will have over $600,000.

im thinking about buying a semi decent electric guitar and a semi ok half stack. just so i have no reason not to get good a guitar.

so i was watching tv and i came across a college basketball team and my old neighbor ryan was starting for marquete his freshman year in college. when we were twelve i could beat him in basketball and i bet if i kept playing as much as he did i would still be better ( Read more... )

i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

i had my first stress breakdown ever today at work i think. i had to close alone so i was counting money and my first count was like 913.45 but it said on my pc i had too much bu like a hundred dollars so i recounted (no big deal) and i got 713.30 and then my mind just snapped and i knew i had to recount everything again but i didnt. i put it in ( Read more... )

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so has anyone else ever felt the pain of being in a shower with a bar of soup and jack r. made you for x-mas with little hearts in it and a little bit of soap got in your eye and you dropped the bar of soup and rubbed your eyes inly to get lots of soup in both your eyes then holding your eyes open right in front of the shower head in order to the ( Read more... )

i just found 3 cameras in my house. so there are 4 total now. hmm im sure glad i found this out after walking around the house naked for 4 days.

its too cold to join the circus