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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become a slut.

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so i was driving and a car pulled up next to me at a stop light and the 3 guys in the front seat were all looking at me then one of them turned around and said something to the 3 girls in the back seat and they all laughed so i gave them the finger and they all just got really stone faced and looked forward. they got behind me and started following ( Read more... )

so i just did the most wonderful thing, i beat jillian, laura, AND TONY!!!! in risk lord of the rings edition. it was masterful.

ELVES FOREVER!!!!

i just got home from hanging out with people and i was sitting in the shower and i was just thinking about how i am gonna tell my kids one day that me and their mother arnt in love anymore and are getting divorced then i remembered one time when i was really little my parents were fighting and my mother was crying i went up to her and asked "mommy ( Read more... )

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have you ever heard someone say life sucks? well what if it really did. if everythign in your life sucked all at once. i dont know if this has ever happened to anyone ever. the closest i can think of is jesus but even when he was being nailed to a 2x4 he was still going to heaven for sure and saving all of mankind. i still have high speed internet ( Read more... )

the real final wasnt that cool.

so i just got back from my first colelge final ever, art class. when i got there the room was full of these wierd little boxes that looked like photo booths. my teacher said that i was the forst to arrive so i would get to be the group leader. then she directed me to the box in the very front. i went inside and realized that the booths were flight ( Read more... )