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[pitt]

Some magazine did a poll about being stranded on a deserted island and 88% of the people polled said they'd want to be stranded with me

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[angiejolie]

Thanks, gorgeous. I'll have a drink for you.

[pitt]

Have a couple, beautiful.

[t_collette]

I don't think they were basing it on your ability to build a fire with twigs and your glasses.

[pitt]

You can build fire with twigs and glasses?!?!

[t_collette]

Sure. Didn't you ever burn ants with a magnifing glass as a child? My siblings did, drove me absolutely insane. Anyhow, the lens has a focal point and if you have the sun go through the lens and hit the twigs...viola! Fire.

They should ask to be shipwrecked with me.

[britney_spears]

why are all of these people claiming you to go with? you are mine.

[pitt]

Federline was probably supposed to send out the memo to them and got busy hogging the golf cart.

A girl? What's the female name equivalent of Brad?

[canadas]

Who would you take?

[pitt]

George Clooney, because he amuses me and himself

[mila_kunis]

You know you're my one and only, Tom.

[pitt]

Thank you, Katie, love of my life. I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND PERFECT AND DID I SAY PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL!1