sigh. sorry, those phone numbers are for the DMV of Puerto Rico. They make unborn children cry and shift uncomfortably in their wombs. thats how horrible they are.

787 296 0289/ 0290/0291

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Of course this happens now. Why the fuck not ( Read more... )

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Epps Household
April 18th, 2007
23:00 hours

Ethan and i are watching TV downstairs. Chillin, chillin.

Ethan's brother scarmbles upstairs holding a terrified chihuahua and says the following:

"Hey, ya'll, if you see a fake penis lying around attached to a jock strap let me know cus its mine and i can't find it."

the end.

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god i feel like shit.

Surgery is officially on the 12th. I should be in and out the same day with an additional couple of days in and out of sedatives ( Read more... )

Surgery is on the 12th. I'll be having a cadaver graft....yes, that's right. *Slice* out of Mr. Johnson and *Slap* on to me. Yes, it will be bizzare. I'm terrified of the possibility of disease coming into my body along with the tendon (possible but not likely) but it's the best possible graft for the contact sports i'd like to return to. ( Read more... )