Way to start the new year! Alone and feeling liks a failure. I'm almost 40 years old with nothing to show for it. I have three kids and no husband. I'm in touch with all these people from high school thanks to Facebook and all of them seem to hae a bachelor's degree with some sort of career while I am nothing, just a secretary. I don't even look ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:70% General American English10% Dixie10% Upper Midwestern5% Yankee0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Dancing with the Stars starts tonight. I had already set the TIVO to record every episode last week. Just in case I forgot. It's convenient also when we cannot sit down to watch it at the beginning of the show. I love having TIVO. I'm trying to set American Idol to record but it's not showing in their schedule yet. Weird, considering it's supposed ( Read more... )

It's going to be in the 30s on Saturday night and people here are freaking. That is so funny.

I have spent all morning on the internet. Downloading pics for my cell phone from mbuzzy. And I was 20 minutes late. I'll probably leave early too. I'm by myself today. All the officers have been sent to work the street because of the holiday. I think I'm going to die of boredom today.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it ( Read more... )

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I’m wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven, but my phone doesn’t have an ( Read more... )

Still around. Been in Miami for a week now. It's super hot. I hate it. No time to update now but hopefully soon.