So you're at Vital Day 2 (you didn't go to day 1 cuz it sounded shite). You're feeling a little petrified by the fact that you haven't been out in two years sans flicky hair. You have your big red glasses on cuz you can perve on boys that way and not get seen. In fact you're looking pretty spectacularly pretentious and have some lovely vodka drink ( Read more... )

Having spent last week in a complete grump and crying like a spaz and drinking vodka alone in the house (good advice Daz, it does *almost* work as it knocks one out) I have decided to take some me time away from *stuff* to see exactly where I want various aspects of my life to go ( Read more... )

( Back please. )

I got tagged by Darren for this song thing...I'm not going to tag anyone cuz everyone's prob bored of this by now. But at the minute the 5 songs I am 'digging' are ( Read more... )

Okay lets get the update out of the way as I have a much more important mission upon which to focus in this post.

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So I'm sitting in work. It's my last day. After a full year of 5.45am starts and not getting home til 7pm, I will be free. Free as a ladybug. I can't wait ( Read more... )

Magic Numbers and Chalets gigs clash. Flip sake. Chalets it is then.

I was psyched cuz when I read the 6th I thought they meant of August which would have meant it wouldve been a Saturday and we could've made all Paula's dreams come true and taken her to Skibunny.

I just fell asleep in a meeting. I am getting stick from EVERYONE. This is bad for 3 reasons ( Read more... )

As i sat on the bus home from work yesterday I was rendered a little confused and excited by the man in front of me. I have never seen a such a perfect banana peeled and eaten in that manner before. And it was such a very lovely shape. It was poetry in motion. Mmmmm bananas. Lussssh ( Read more... )

Here's a stupid quiz and a section taken from CUM's first ever appearance in print ( Read more... )