It looks like lips + feels like teeth...

Jun 13, 2005 09:44

Is there anything more annoying than people in your office sniggering behind their computers in work?

Oh wait, yes there is...

Reasons I want Alan M to DIE. )

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thedirtyweed June 13 2005, 09:34:58 UTC
hey, i got super-excited when i saw those posters for the monster truck thing. did it not end last night though? i hope i haven't missed it. i'd like nothing more than a big bucket of beer, a pointing foam hand, and goddamn big trucks.

you would enjoy les georges alot but you may enjoy this more!! (fingers crossed it'll happen)

spider and the webs (tobi vail's new band)
partyline (alison wolffe from bratmobile's new band)

belfast, 9th nov...more details nearer the time anyway :)

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ginger_italiano June 13 2005, 10:06:18 UTC
i wouldn't get too excited about the monster truck show thing kids..... if its the one i saw on the way to derry (londonderry or whatever the hell the place is called these days..... lets say Gerald)
well if its the one i saw on the way to Gerlard/londonGerald then all it comprises of is two slightly over sized cars going up and down a corsa on a bit of dirt that is barely wide enough for the thing to do a 3 point turn and long enough for it to get into second gear before it has to slow down and stop

jesus wept....these monsters have been horribly tamed

whats the set up for tonight weed?
i've 20 stella i need to get through!

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 10:15:47 UTC
ouch rene dont wreck it. it might be wonderful...please dont let it be crap i love trucks.

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ginger_italiano June 13 2005, 10:23:54 UTC
sorry to shit in your cornflakes there

but who knows..... truck-a-zoid may turn up and burninate all the carrick spide population

death by the one thing spides cherish the most......the modified car!

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killdeathmusic June 13 2005, 09:50:58 UTC
liking the sound of that myself, bratmobile are pretty cool

bubble baths=class

sin city=class

puppy sitting=class

monster trucks=!!!!!

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 10:14:28 UTC
you don't strike me as a bubble bath kind of boy! more of a power-shower type.

i need to get some bratmobile stuff. i only have some on a random mixtape from about 3 years ago.

ever see the top gear episode where they stuck a nun in a monster truck?

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killdeathmusic June 13 2005, 12:45:41 UTC
I just had a bubble bath as you had inspired me to have one and y'know what? It was a mite disappointing! I had to shower right after it. sad face sad face.

I've never watched one episode of Top Gear. I don't really 'get' cars. They're functional and that's about it - A to B mofo! I like blue ones though.

Monster Trucks remind of that Beavis And Butthead episode where they were watching them on tv and there was metal playing in the background. Stuff like that brings the neanderthal, 14 year old out in me. Pass me a beer duuuude.

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 13:23:25 UTC
no no no david you're missing the point of top gear. very rarely is it *about cars* - tests that they have put new cars through recently include:
1. Which is better - a new sports car or a tiny fluffy puppy (A: Puppy)
2. What happens if you all buy crappy sports cars for under 100 quid and try to race them
3. What happens if you drop a caravan on a car
4. Testing the steering of new toyotas by having a footy match with them.

ITS AWESOME! And Big Jeremy always goes 'Ah it goes like stink!' which is brilliant.

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rudedoodle June 13 2005, 10:43:42 UTC
Monster Trucks sound class. I wanna see one. Or two. Crushing.

I got your text about Alan M last night, but was falling into an anti-inflammatory drug fuelled deep sleep. My stupid feet.

Up at Tart today. Nigel has the flu! I'm using this to LJ on my break :)

I have £2 to last the rest of the week. This is not a joke. Luckily Michael is going to provide me with food. He's such a good husband.
I really wanna go to that gig tonight, and might be off work if Nigel is still sick tomorrow as I need him here for the work I've to do tomorrow.. but no money, no energy.. pah!
What have I become?
Where is partydoodle?

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 11:01:14 UTC
partydoodle and partylu have clearly been sucked into some parallel dimension where they slug vodka and party really hard at eachother. in the mean time their little world-weary, financially unstable counterparts are left in this dimension struggling to have motivation to do anything.

how do we fix us?!!?

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rudedoodle June 13 2005, 12:45:53 UTC
I don't know.
Granted we had a carryout on Saturday night, but in Skibunny Michael & I bought two drinks between us all night. And one of them was orange juice.
Here's me - ONE ALCOHOLIC DRINK BETWEEN TWO? and it being US TWO?
And I remember none of getting home.
I must be down to stupidly low tolerance now.

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misslucifer June 13 2005, 11:10:45 UTC
lucy im contemplating this gig tonight, mainly because (retards) are supposed to be good and i like the boys who go to these kinds of gigs. youre more than welcome to come avec moi and crash in my house, as long as you dont mind sleeping on my floor with lots of duvets. i live on the hollywood road, so getting to work in the morning would be easypeasy!

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ginger_italiano June 13 2005, 11:22:56 UTC
you live on the holywood road?! bonkers

i'm just off the belmont road not but a spit ball away

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 11:39:55 UTC
y'see that sounds like a good plan. thanks so much for the offer. but i think i might just be too lazy. indeed what has happened to the party spirit? i just cant be bothered getting dressed and my ever depleting bank balance is not helping the situation.

Know what i looked forward to all weekend instead of going out? Top Gear.

I am officially rare.

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misslucifer June 13 2005, 11:47:16 UTC
are you suuuure? i have vodka and cranberry! my bank balance isnt pretty either, but you cant go wrong with the aul vodka in the handbag jobby. i havent partied with you in far too long.

i watched top gear last night too. seeing jeremy clarkson all wet made me happy.

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try_to_be_good June 13 2005, 14:28:24 UTC
hey passed your e-mail on to stpehen he'll contact you later probably. Yes iw ill be there i'm not going to be an absnithe fairy though i'll be doing other stuff. It's going to be a bit mental. Stephen will fill you in on the details and what's going to be ahppen and what he'll want you to be doing and then it's up to you if you want to do it or not.

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pixiemeat103 June 13 2005, 14:39:23 UTC
goody gumdrops!! jeepers! i cant wait! will defo do it if we get to hang out and be silly!

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