The J Stands For Jailbird ( Read more... )

Good to know that the College Board continues to fuck people over.

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Name: Ben Fornecker
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You and Ben traveled to the land of love.
You hooked up and it was absolutely mindblowing.

Absolutely purrrfect. I <3 facebook.

I am currently downloading the entire first season of Weeds even though half of my friends got written up for being high yesterday.

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Isn't anger and alcoholism supposed to lead to amazing writing?

Everything ends up coming out with the maturity of my eighth grade diary.

So Writing God, if you need me, I'll be here waiting for the inspiration to hit. I need something good to come out of all this fucking....mess.

Woman: Last month I thought I was in love with you. Now I realize I'm stupid.
Man: Stupid in love?
Woman: No. Just stupid.

--Union Square

I wouldn't go so far as to say that I've been in love with anyone, but it's still pretty indicative of how I feel. All the time.

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

(I am so getting wasted)

I had a dream I got a myspace.

Apollo Sunshine is a lot better with a Wall of Sound.

1. My family
2. Our cappuccino maker