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[piyokashii]

Uh...just so we're clear ladies, because there seems to be a lot of over-excited rumour going around about me, I'm a security guard, not a police officer.

I don't have handcuffs, or a truncheon. I have a badge but it's plastic and just has my name on it, which isn't really that exciting.

I'm certainly not the kind of police man who's shirt is done

Comments

[ringogamu]

Kyaaa~ big scary police man, don't lock me up <3

[piyokashii]

Haha. Very funny.

[ringogamu]

I thought so :3

[piyokashii]

Just remember, scary security guard. Who might, you know, be busy the one time you're getting mauled.

[4leaf_prince]

Okay, when I saw that one it was lesbians.

[piyokashii]

What was lesbians?

[4leaf_prince]

Oh, you know, the cops with the handcuffs and the button popping shirts.

[piyokashii]

Oh I see.

I can confirm I'm not a lesbian.

[hametsunorondo]

You just had to rob the masses of their fantasies.

[piyokashii]

It's what I do, Atobe. It's what I do.

It's ok though, they're still passing around comics of you doing your various male secretaries at work or as some kind of prince; I didn't rob them of that yet.

[cureyourneeds]

Now you know how I feel with the doctor comments.

[piyokashii]

Urgh, that must be just as bad.

I had a girl ask me to frisk her earlier. >.>'

[cureyourneeds]

Especially when you're asked to 'examine' someone, yeah.

[piyokashii]

All we need now is a builder, a cowboy and an indian. :/

[nankaisuru]

Well shit, better hope one a those weird theme days doesn't happen then.

[piyokashii]

8{

I hadn't even thought of that.

[nankaisuru]

They normally give a heads up so I'm sure if you're careful about your days off ya can get outta it, heh~

[piyokashii]

Good point. I got jumped on at the China event, so I have no desire to repeat that.