Uh...just so we're clear ladies, because there seems to be a lot of over-excited rumour going around about me, I'm a security guard, not a police officer.

I don't have handcuffs, or a truncheon. I have a badge but it's plastic and just has my name on it, which isn't really that exciting.

I'm certainly not the kind of police man who's shirt is done ( Read more... )

So I've got a weekend off and I was thinking about maybe renting a car and going of up to one of those mountain onsens or something, get a bit of a break from the city ( Read more... )

Huh. China.

Hadn't quite expected to have to give an impromptu martial arts demo, but I presume thats how these events go...

It's not like I've got anything to be shy about, at any rate. 

So this is what's keeping all you lot off the streets.

Sup?