Hello, Era of Good Feeling!

[pizzaface78]

So, my carpool buddy Matt asked me out of the blue yesterday: "do you think anyone masturbates while thinking about the president?"  I wondered if he meant the current president or any president, which made me think about how different US presidents would have different "masturbatability" scores.  Here is my preliminary data on the first 7:

Comments

[lizzieblue]

This is amazing and hilarious. I miss you!

[pizzaface78]

I miss you too! I added photos of everyone, for reference. I will see you in November, I think!

[pizzaface78]

Oh, I'd hit it. Hard.

[anonymous]

a tiny vampire! james madison HAS to win.

kali