Joey and I are getting married May 19th! i'm so excited!!

recap::

chris sucks
im done with him
Ronnie is my twin.
i have a boyfriend (Joey)
Joey is amazing
im moving to NC with ronnie

thats my life as i know it

-She probably never saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless ( Read more... )

Here is a list of terms that can be substituted with female masturbation:::

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O ( Read more... )

so i got home from my dads,
took a shower,
and then went to bernies.
he confuses me.

oh well i had a blast this weekend..
especially with my twin! haha

so thursday night i hung out with cristin ( Read more... )

its always fun when you fall in love with your best friend ( Read more... )

so um yea ( Read more... )

i don't feel like waking up anymore.

so im pretty sure that a stranger sending flowers to my work for me
was with out a doubt the sweetest, and most thoughtful thing anyone
has ever done for me.

...too bad he was old, bald and fat.