Character: C.C.
Series:
Code Geass: Lelouch of the RebellionCharacter Age: Unknown, possibly hundreds of years old - appears to be around 16
Canon: Code Geass is Sunrise's newest epic mecha war story, featuring character designs by CLAMP. In the not-too-distant future, Japan is overthrown by the Holy Britannian Empire, and is hence renamed 'Area 11'. The series chronicles a rebellion (obviously) led by our main character, Lelouch Lamperouge, whom for spoilery reasons has just had enough of Britannia and its iron fist. But said rebellion would not be possible had it not been for his chance encounter with a girl called C.C. (which is actually pronounced 'C-2'), who was previously being held by Britannia for experimental purposes. C.C. gives Lelouch a power called 'Geass', which allows him to briefly control anyone's mind once. C.C. loses this power upon transferring it to him, but it also does not work on her.
C.C. is very mysterious and does not show a whole lot of emotion; she's very skeptical and anti-social, and she usually just observes a situation (or mission) until she thinks she is needed. She ignores Lelouch a lot of the time, aside from the fact that she pops up to save him occasionally, hides out in his house, steals his bed and uses his money to order Pizza Hut (Code Geass is very liberally sprinkled with Pizza Hut product placement; through collecting Pizza Hut points, C.C. obtains 'Cheese-kun', a stuffed cheese nugget with a hat). While she appears human, it is clear that she is not-perhaps an alien or some kind of artificial creation. Besides being immune to Geass, her abilities include rapid healing, telepathy, possible immortality, and complete apathy.
Sample Post:
This must be some kind of joke. I'm not a fan of jokes, and this one is definitely not funny.
It's come to my attention that the director of this place, apparently called "Camp Fuck You Die", has suspicions that I may have murdered someone. This is a woman I've never even seen we are talking about. What if I did do it? She can't keep me imprisoned here forever. I do not fear her, nor her so-called "impenetrable barrier". It can't actually be impenetrable, anyway-you're telling me that a summer camp that doesn't even operate at the right time of the year somehow has a giant magical wall surrounding it? I'll believe that when I see it.
...Oh, me? You may call me C.C., but I would frankly prefer you didn't speak to me at all. If I am to stay here-lucky me-I will require Pizza Hut and a gun. Pizza Hut because I am hungry and I happen to collect their points; a gun just in case any of the colorful local wildlife makes the unwise decision to come too close to me. (Yes, I've seen that thing in your lake, if you can even call it a lake. How much food coloring did it take to get it to look like that?)
I suppose it goes without saying that my observations of this place have proven it to be quite strange (in addition to being remarkably ugly, that is). There is a breed of dirty and foul-smelling humanoids roaming around nearby. I daresay they may be the fabled "zombies" I have heard of once or twice. Clearly my understanding of humankind has been challenged-I had been under the impression that when they die, they stay dead. Frankly, after I caught a whiff of a pack of them as they closed in on me asking quite rudely for a vital organ, I am inclined to believe that death would have been a more prudent choice.
I see that I have been given a gun-a bit shoddy and old-fashioned, but I suppose it will do. But if you'll remember, I asked for two things, and I have no qualms with using one of those things to get the other...
Oh, and one last thing: would the owner and/or creator of the...robotic cows please come forward? One of your creations has made off with something very important to me. He is not actually made of cheese, and if I find he's been eaten anyway, I will not hesitate to make some robot filet mignon out of your robot cow.
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