I'm usually pretty wicked with a butterfly knife. Except when I'm not paying attention and absently fiddling. Now I have a butterfly band aid on my finger.

OUCH.

IEEEEEEEEEE!

I just met a cute boy. Named Mac. Or Mack. Or however the hell you want to spell it. Yeah, like the truck. Ha, and he asked my brother if I was single. (Yeah, I can be picked up by my brother's friend's if he approves right?) BOO-YA!

I am a DORK.

Melissa, I very much appreciate you for being the only one to not ditch me for a mother fucking boyfriend.

Fuck this shit.

Got a camera for Christmas!
This camera is totally badass. I can't wait until the battery is finished charging so I can play with it.


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...Kinda. It's hard for it to feel like Christmas when I have so many memories as a kid, and in hs of white Christmases. I was wearing flippin shorts today. Crimmeny. Anyway ( Read more... )

Remember when my stereo got ripped off several years ago? The bastards did it again! I'm so annoyed. They broke my passenger side window, and ripped the dashboard apart to get the head unit out. They didn't take any speakers or anything this time, but they still broke a window and destroyed my dash. At least the first time there wasn't any ( Read more... )

Poll:

Is it okay for your ex to date your good friends?
Would you date a good friend of your exes?

Holy crap.

I'm an active member of a fraternity.

K K Psiiiiii!

I'm sitting here in the tea house, and there's this old man talking. Still talking. Talking as I type. He hasn't been interested in a thing we sell, but he's still here. He's been talking about anything and everything that's flitted through his head in the last hour and a half. Did I say hour and a half? Why yes, yes I did. He just won't ( Read more... )

If you're going to consume 25.34 dollars worth of food, be rude, stick your fingers directly into the rock candy dish, (which I'm tossing out now, thank you very much poopheads) and somehow, oh somehow turn a flat table into a pool of tea, you better have more than 1 freaking dollar to give me. But oh no, if you're that kind of customer, tipping ( Read more... )