Perhaps cutting down on the alcohol intake isn't a bad idea.

It's Wednesday, dummkopf. Just so you know.

Stress levels seem to be rising and I might possibly get mauled for that gross understatement. No plans for the holidays just yet, although I might return home for a bit.

On another note, I won't be coming back tonight.

You've gained weight.

I'm sure your offspring would be delighted to know how depressingly abject and miserable you were in their absence.

Deny as you might, there's your heart.
Right on your sleeve.

I am not crawling into your bed.

You can use mine.

It's just empty.

It can be rather challenging to focus on your texts while there are two munchkin's bouncing on the bed, squealing in obvious delight while a third sits on the floor, sniffling because she wants in on the fun but is not allowed to scramble on ( Read more... )

It is better than the dorms. But no less noisier.

Thank you.