fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (4/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (4/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section PG-13)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY

Comments

[zimshan]

Ah, I don’t think I ever got the chance to comment on the last couple chapters but I’m still reading!

Waffle vs. pancakes! You’re seriously pitting me against JJ? Finer tastes? Pancakes are finer tastes? Since when? Clearly you have some inadequately researched information here.

But Josh ice-skating! Mighty ducks! Okay, you win points for that one.

READY TO RUN SHAME. Yup, you’re good.

Aw, and then you just go and kill me. The whole last part was soooo chilling...in more ways then one. The perfectness with the snow and the fort building and the fighting and the OMG!KISSING! And so, of course, disaster HAS to strike!

So is this where the new crazy ride begins? Woohoo! BRING ON THE TOM CRUISE DEATH! *looks around* Um. Hi, crazy scientologists. Don't hurt me. Just jesting...

[buffyx]

Pancakes are finer tastes? Since when? Clearly you have some inadequately researched information here.

Whatever, traitor!!!! Waffles suck!

JDoh's past with dorky Disney movies will always, always haunt him. (If I have anything to say about it!)

So is this where the new crazy ride begins?

Hell to the yes!

[blahblahologist]

all the time she'd spent shooting season two so far

you mean season 3? ;-)

MAKING OUT, YAY!! And the adventure begins, I can't wait. Also, I really like how this is still from KB's point of view. I've grown quite fond of her through this fic!

[buffyx]

Um, I totally screwed that up on purpose. Really!

Thanks for feedbacking, as always. I love writing from KB's POV. I can't imagine it from anyone else's at this point! (Oh, and your icon SLAYS me, OMG!)

[buffyx]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!

[catteo]

I LOVE YOU BOTH.

Except for the part where you turn Jason into a waffle man. Someone needs to take a poll at Comicon. Because PANCAKES ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR.

But aside from that, WOW. I'm afraid I don't really remember what happened prior to the kissing because OMG THEY'RE FINALLY KISSING. AND IT'S OH SO GOOD. And HE WANTED TO DO IT TOO. FOR MONTHS! HELLO FANGIRLY GLEE!

The callbacks to RtR and MD were really funny. As was Jensen's gay porn shout-out. Real or not, I now have an image of him in that stupid cowboy hat photo shoot. Now let's KILL TOM CRUISE. I can't believe he FUCKING STOLE THE BABY. He really must die now.

Brilliant as always.

[buffyx]

Because PANCAKES ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR.

I totally agree!!

I will pay someone TEN INTERNET DOLLARS to ask Jason if he prefers pancakes or waffles at the next appearance he makes.

Thanks for commenting, as always! :)

[bennet_7]

Thank you for brightening my day!

This chapter rocks. I wish I could point out my favourite parts but then I'd just be quoting the whole thing.

But OMG! I did not expect there to be kissing this early on. AWESOME!

And I think this is a typo: all the time she'd spent shooting season two so far, before winter hiatus, she had done an excellent job of keeping herself under control around Jason Dohring.

Aren't they supposed to be filming season three?

Update soon!

[buffyx]

KISSING! I was ridiculously happy to write that. :)

And yes, I meant season three. Head, meet desk.

Glad you enjoyed this! We'll be updating soonish, with any luck!