fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY?

Comments

[zeldafitzgerald]

Is it weird that I can actually hear Steve Buscemi speaking all the lines you gave him? Because I totally could. . I LOVE this story.

[missdeviant]

Awww. Weird=no. Extremely flattering? YES!

Thank you so much for your feedback.

[meggygurl]

I have an addiction.

And it is this fic.

*swoons*

I just saw snakes on a plane the other day, and this just made my week SO MUCH BETTER.

[missdeviant]

DO YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION???

Oh, wait. Of course not. Fic-addiction is the healthiest KIND of addiction!

Thank you so much for your feedback, we appreciate it!

[rindee]

A big fan of yours recently turned me on to this wonderfully fun, amazingly well written fic - I read all that had been posted in one night - and ever since, I've been hungering for more. It is simply too too funny - not necessarily giggly funny, but sharp, smart and ironic funny - and it's a blast to read. This section was great and I cannot wait for more. And the sex on the plane - gah, so hot. Great writing, intriguing story, too cool.

[missdeviant]

not necessarily giggly funny, but sharp, smart and ironic funny - and it's a blast to read.

Thank you so much! That's what we're going for, and sometimes we worry about whether we've been successful. Feedback like yours means we've done something right, and makes our days!

Glad you're enjoying the story so far.

[bennet_7]

Awesomest thing to have ever awesomed.

*nods*

[missdeviant]

Ha! Your icon!

Thank you so much for your awesome feedback!

[sowell]

DUDE, I just about pee myself whenever a new chapter of this is posted. The awesomeness, in no particular order:

crazy sauce, because duh

Being an ingenue is easier when your hands are blood-free.

Josh turning the little tiny stocking around in his hands (am I way too emotionally invested in this story or WHAT?)

PLANE SEX, including the "hi"'s, Jason's DICK against her BELLY (are you trying to kill me?), fucking so hard that your head knocks against the soap dispenser, and so much lovely Tom Cruise mocking that it makes me squeal.

You win. A million times over, you win.

[buffyx]

Heee! Thank you so much for the feedback! We appreciate it a lot.