fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

[buffyx]

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY?

Comments

[laeti]

Let's not be constructive: I love it :)

[buffyx]

Hee! Thank you!

[lacietinnc]

Sex on a plane!! Awesome. It totally made up for the lack of update, and Crazy Sauce and the Ron Jeremy comment were HILARIOUS. I love this story. Hee.

[buffyx]

Crazy sauce! It is my new favorite phrase ever!

Glad you're enjoying this! Thanks for commenting.

[prettyquotable]

I JUST got back from seeing Snakes on a Plane today, and came home to find this on the top of my flist! The plane sex was totally worth the wait. HAWT.

And this?

“All right. Say we decide to believe you.” Jason cocks his head to the side. “What’s the plan here?”

This time, it’s the look on Craww’s face that is deadly.

“Tom Cruise must die.”

BEST THING EVER. Keep up the awesome, awesome crack. :D

[buffyx]

Dude, I still haven't seen Snakes on a Plane, which means I clearly FAIL. Sob!

Thank you so much for the feedback!!

[yuppielawyer]

“All right. Say we decide to believe you.” Jason cocks his head to the side. “What’s the plan here?”

This time, it’s the look on Craww’s face that is deadly.

“Tom Cruise must die.”

Is it weird that, when I read that, I literally said at loud, "DUN DUN DUN!"?

You can't imagine how happy I am every time another chapter of this is posted. And the sex? Um, yeah, it was HOT. OMG, the turbulence making him go deeper inside of her? I felt so, so dirty reading that, but I really, really loved it.

The quickie/slowie exchange for some reason made me think of lyrics from the dance movie "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,"--"Slow, slow. Quick, quick, slow." They were talking about dance steps, but it fits, right?

[buffyx]

Is it weird that, when I read that, I literally said at loud, "DUN DUN DUN!"?

I basically said that as I wrote it, so... no, not really!!!!

So glad you loved this! Thanks for feedbacking, as always. :)

[itsthedetails]

Jeez what in the hell possessed me to read this at work. Now I've totally given up. I'm not getting an productive work done today at all. Guh fucking hot plane sex!!!!

Favorite line:

"Later I'll show you my slowie."

I want to read about the slowie in a later chapter, damn it, preferrably when I'm not at work.

Other favorite parts:

A sexy, Jason-shaped weight.

and

You two had sex, didn't you?"

The suitcase topples off the belt and Kristen nearly goes flying to the floor. She catches herself just in time, sputtering and cursing loudly, and Josh is just standing there laughing, because he totally, totally has her number. Figures. She turns back to him with as much grace and composure as she can muster.

“Yes, as a matter of fact,” she comments, red-faced but chin tipped up defiantly, “and-for the record-- it was awesome. True story.”

I officially love you two.

[buffyx]

Yay! Thanks so much for leaving such a great review. It's so appreciated. We're really glad you're liking this. :)