And you asked me what I want this year ( Read more... )

Who'd is a word. Who knew. I thought it was just another one of those typingefficencyisms I use....but when I did a spell check it showed up as a word. It's these little things that amaze me.

Anal dwelling butt monkeys....ok....I'm taking a break....I've had bronchitis for two weeks, I'm losing weight and my kid has started leaving me notes so I don't forget to do things...like buy food. I'm going to spend christmas alone for the first time in my entire life because I'm shipping the kid out to Colorado to spend it with his brother. ( Read more... )

Why did the cactus cross the road?.....So, OK, I'm still alive. Been busy...blah, blah, blah. It's hunting season here and I can't get anyone to do any work on the house. They aren't really hunting. It's just an excuse to take their rifle for a walk and then go back to camp and drink beer and eat and complain about their wives. And my kid was ( Read more... )

Some people are like slinkies. You cant see what purpose they serve until you push them down a flight of stairs & they bring a smile to your face.

Ok.....that last post.....the subject was my comment....the other thing was someone else's. I probably should have put it in quotation marks. I added it here so I could revisit it when I had more time to think about it. By the comments, I see that I'm not the only one that thinks such a statement is worthy of some thought. But....I'm still too ( Read more... )

I can't be in love.....but I can love you...

When I first bought the house I was walking around and I was amazed how cool the one room upstairs was even though the weather was still hot outside. I had put out a cigarette in the bathroom sink cuz there wasnt any ashtray and I'm removing the sink anyway. I had left the cigarette butt on the edge of the sink. The next day the butt was in the ( Read more... )

I have a friend here who I no longer associate with because, based on the quiz results I just posted, she attempted to bring me down rather then acknowledge that I am an individual, and sometimes an exceptional one at that. I cut off this friendship with the equivalence of slamming a door in someones face. There has been an attempt or two, to ( Read more... )

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