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JUSS SO YOU KNOW
I AM NOT GAY
I AM METASEEXUUAL
ALBINOS ARE METAL
PETE MAADE A BOMB
DRUUNKEN BLOWJOBES DON KOUNT
SAUSAAGES DON REELY LOOK LEIK A PEENIS
DIEETS SUCK I AM FAT
BRENG ME MORE POPPSICALS! -
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ARGH damn clowen is showin hes uglee face ageen.
gonna be in my room. door locked. send some pizza.
and sum beer.
and sum popkorn. -
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fan day wash a few days ago. hate fan day. hate it wehn they watch me take a shit.
so i clogked the toylet. -
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so yove probely herd the dethakution was pretty brutal i wasnt so exxited about my boots but yknow it kuld have been worse.
if yu thenk maceturkey is good yu shud try maceDONUTS!
or kill yurselfs.
sorry, just beeing a dick -
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Fenly went to another party lass night. It was kinda lame, but I did get to see Pete. Not that I NEEded twwo or anetheng.
had lobsteer wars, had my deelicious cake stolen from me, ;[ , plaayed strippe boitle caps, watshed pickles and skwisgar make out, y'know the ussaual. -
WAR DAAAY
SO I'M STILL WEETING ON BETTER BOOTS. COMFERT IS AN ISSUE HERE.
and its mondya, its war day. i'm geting my tank out! -
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THERS STILL SAND IN MY BUTT.
Fucking Nathan and his fuckin beers.
PISS -
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BRB gotta get a bak masaggen (NO ITS NOT PIKLES ETHER!) -
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FUCK ITS MY BERTHDAY AGAIN.
IF THAT CLOWN SHOES UP I WILL FUCKIN KILL MYSELF
NOT THAT ANEOF YU CARE! -
POODLEFACE
VISETING FUCKING GRANDMA SHE HET ME WITH ANOTHRE SPOON.
LOOK AT POODLEFACE I GOT HEM A HANDBERGER HE DUN KNOW ITS FAKE BUT IT KEEPS HEM FROM PEEPEEING ON GRANDMAS CARPIT.
[xD yah I saw this youtube video and had to post it for murderface.]
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