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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1
I WOK UP WIT A GIGANTIC PAAR OF TITTIEESSSSS!!! TEY RIPED THE ARMPITS OUTTA MY SHEERT! MY FAVORITE SHEEERT!
OH FUCK MY HOG IS GONE1!!!111 ARGH.
IMMA KIL DAT GEEEN BITCH! TUS SUCKS SO MUC!!! ARGHGHGGH1!
AT LEST TAT BRRAA FUUGIKO GAVE ME IS USFUL NOW
GONNA KIL MYSELF BUT CANT CUT SELF ROUND GIGANT BOOOBS!!111 ;[
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MANAGER AD TOKI HAVE TITITES!!
WHOT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
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I got to dig up egs today. rely good at that with dog centses. that was prety fun. dun reale nkow bout all this easter shit. just anoter stopid religous holiday shit. a rabbit died on a cross or sumthin and shits egs.
tastee tastee candy egs.
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kiling self.
sed kake.
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HOLYFUCKSDKLFJMANGERGUYISAMONSTARWTFHETREEDTOEATMENRIPEDSUMBUTHAEROFFWTFOHSHIT!!!1111342809OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKIPEEPEEDALLOVERTHEHALWAYOSHTIOOHSHITHEWASHATEINGGUERDSANDHESDF:C:CLOTESWEREALLFRIPEDOHSHIT
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BELYRUBS AR SO GOOD!!
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WOOFWOOFwOOFWOOF
so i was reserchen stuff aboot dogs cause if i gota be part dog for a while mite as well no all aboot it.
INTERESTENG DOG STUF
they usual leeve aboot 15 yeers witch is like 7 or somthin homan yeers every year. so that maeks me like .....35x7 is lek 1000 dog yeeers!!! dammit i'm a ded dog!!1
they can like there own butholes. i kan not. i tried.
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so becase they thenk i ate dogs or sumtin mr numbers made me take this fuckin nastee medisin.
it tasted like oldold porkchups. that sucked so mucch. and now i have a tail and some floppee ears.
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kinda theeking about realy starten up planet piss agaan. cause you no i want that prublem of being BIGER than DETHKLOK.
cept i hav to work wit that nubbler guy. i hate that guy.
okay maybe not so much.
stupid dubass journal. piss piss piss piss pisspiss
FUCK poodleface rely just did.
