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[plasmolysis]

i embark on a moral mission today, which i hope will affect the world.

as many of you know, some of the biggest games on the market today belong to the "Pokémon" group. I find these games heinous, disgusting, and a bad influence.

So today I make a mark. I take a stand.

Step one: Find an Unenlightened One (UO for short), aka a Pokémon trainer.



Ah, perfect, a target!





Oh, what an adorable little Pocket Monster. It's a pity that such cute things are forced into battle and inhumanely treated, after which they're stuffed into a little ball. Why do children find this game so appealing?

Step two: Use Ultra Super Secret Weapon to enable the rescue of the poor dear





here it goes..



yes..yes..



YES! HOORAY!

Step 3: Salvation!



Almost there...



Humm..



Another Pokémon saved!

I've saved at least ten to date. What a wonderful way to work against animal cruelty! I invite you all, nay, I encourage you, to free the Pokémon! Help our children see what a barbarous game this is. Boycott Pokémon! Put this banner on your webpage or userinfo!




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I trust you'll all give me your loving support.

Peace out, my fellow men.