~007~

[plastic_spastic]

I heard something interesting today. I heard that Alfred is on his third girlfriend, this year. First that Marta girl who could think of nothing but marrying him. Then, that head Girl who said he was boring in bed. Now he's gotten sensible and dating a girl from Slytherin. I was sure that Marta would have turned stalker on him

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[redwhiteandhero]

What?

[plastic_spastic]

Don't act like you don't know. I know that you know, I heard like six girls talking about it in the girls loo.

[redwhiteandhero]

She never said I was boring in bed!

[plastic_spastic]

That's not what's going around.

[magicofthewild]

I...don't think I ever said that.

[plastic_spastic]

Someone said it.

[magicofthewild]

But not me!

[plastic_spastic]

Everyone thinks you did.

[sticktokicks]

Don't you have anything better to do than gossip about people?

[plastic_spastic]

Like get a facial hair double? No thanks.

[sticktokicks]

That...wouldn't be something better.

[plastic_spastic]

Well it's what everyone seems to be doing this weekend.

[donttelldaddy]

Only because the Gryffindors are tired of dealing with him~

[plastic_spastic]

He's obviously gone in a step in the right direction.

[donttelldaddy]

It won't last.

[plastic_spastic]

Not at the rate he goes.

[heroicks]

Never thought I would hear his track record on blast like that.

[plastic_spastic]

The girls in the loo were talking all about it.

[heroicks]

I can't say all of that is completely accurate.