UPDATE:

YAY! THE DENTIST WAS GREAT AND I FOUGHT OFF GINGIVITIS AND HAVE A MOUTH FULL OF NICE TEETH.

AND TODAY IS FREAKING GREAT BECAUSE SOME GIFTS THAT I GAVE MYSELF CAME IN THE MAIL and
IT's WEDNESDAY which means it's super fun FRIENDS HANGING OUT DAY!!!

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i've noticed 4 women in my building carry victoria's secret bags to hold their lunches.
i wonder why they think that is ok? i think that is tacky and gives me the impression that these women smell bad.

What are they trying to say?
Are they stating, "hey, i wear sexy under garments" or "im having a thong for lunch"
weirdos.

i was driving down calle ocho after taking unas fotos when a couple of marimberos side swiped my car and removed my side mirror.
we exchanged information and he has 10 days to pay me in cash....one of them had a long pinky finger nail, the other blue contacts...
this happened like 10 mintutes ago...i should have taken their picture

hey friends,

Do you have a guitar or any other string instrument I can borrow?
Please say yes

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i've been going to sleep like at 3 am each night and getting up for 9am work
now i have to pack and get ready for athens
i am excited but also suuuuuper tired
i am feeling sad that friendships sometimes don't work...a big BOO to that
but a big YAY for good times and shit like that

for real,
you kids are the best dancers and i love you a whole mofo a lot

GHOST!

"Kidnapping young girls has long been part of the marriage custom in Ethiopia. The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where most of the country's 71 million people live." Leave a comment  6 

so, i hate talking with clients or contractors because they ask me questions as if i were a project manager and when I explain that I am the office manager they act like I am stupid and call me darling. wtf.

Asshole:
"SO, I'll need two sets. Let's 6 sheets. Thanks, Darling"
Me:
"Sure. Click"