I scored a 46% on the "How Hagerstown are you?" Quizie! What about you?

Thou shalt embrace technology, and thou shalt be happy.

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(In reference to George urinating in the gym locker room shower ( Read more... )

Jerry: "I love saying "My wife". Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop. "My wife" this, "My wife" that. It's an amazing way to begin a sentence!"

Kramer: "My wife has an inner-ear infection!"

Jerry: "See?!"

Kramer: "I like that!"

"The only warning label that people really respect is 'Dry Clean Only'. You know? Speed limits, lung cancer, ciggarette warnings, your very life is at stake. You go, "Ah, to hell with it!" But Dry Clean Only? "OH DON'T PUT THAT IN THE WASH! IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY ( Read more... )

New photo for myself. You may have noticed that, no; I am not a 6 year old chink (chink, ching-chong, wing-wang, whatever you want to call those slantey eyed monsters). I just thought the kid looked funny.

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Yo yo,

We have a My Space Music page now with 4 rough songs.

http://www.myspace.com/mywinternerve

Work is crazy today. I come in and I get 10 emails all saying that so and so has been calling, they need their crap asap, we need this mailed out today asap, we need these classes certificates faxed asap. It feels like the rush is over for now, so I'm taking a quick break to release a bit ( Read more... )

I have gas, and my stool is soft.