FIVE YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND THIS SHIT IS STILL HERE.

So funny. My password also hasn't changed in five years. Bad for security I guess.

This is a message to myself five years from now ( the year 2015):

Holy shit dude, 2015! I mean, 2010 was THE FUTURE but 2015 looks even more credible. I guess that's it.

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There's a new show starting on FX called 'Starved' and I have a small grievance. In a clip of the show, one of the characters admits "I ate a coffee cake out of the trash can this morning." HELLO? Seinfeld? George ate a Devil's Creme Cake out of the trash can ( Read more... )

"Oh LORD" shouted Mike as he ran across his back yard dodging clotheslines and jumped the fence. The beast, the beast was at it again. As he landed, his foot caught on the dogs chain and he fell onto the grass. Struggling to get up, he heard the growl of the beast as it drew closer. He was shaking and sweating and not able to stand on his feet by ( Read more... )

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I've recieved an overwhelming number of e-mails basically stating that I don't update my journal enough and everyone wants to know what's going on with me. Well, calm down ( Read more... )

one of the funniest things ever:

http://www.elliotinthemorning.com/videos/DUIStop.wmv

like do something hilarious by filling this out with a theme of "your mom" or something equally as funny, but, I decided to just be normal ( Read more... )

Also, I felt like my new user picture guy looked similar to me when I had my beard. He appeals to me.

So...'The OC' isn't that bad of a show. I downloaded an episode at work today (Laura asked me to get some so she could watch) and it was suprisingly entertaining, sweet, and it left me wanting more.

How 'bout it.