Okay, this article is very knowledge-heavy, so I'll just post the link. But I WILL say this for it: it looks tasty.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/11/business/chip.php

Okay, so you know how Beth's out of town this weekend? Well, I'm being productive and cleaning house. Just before leaving work I say to this guy I work with, Max, "Hey Max, later tonight, I'm getting anal!" He gives me the most horrified look of all time, and I continue, "Yeah, I'm vacuuming, cleaning the countertops and stovetop, behind the toilet ( Read more... )

This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on its way to other states. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this so as ( Read more... )

Why is it that in every game what-character-are-you online test I always get the fucking crazy evil people?

You are Seymour
You scored -26 good or evil, -3 spirituality, 21 power, and 19 intelligence!

Seymour - the weird haircut was my first clue. He had all the earmarks of one crazy bastard, and it turned out I was right. An intelligent man, ( Read more... )

Okay, Beth just showed me this and this chick is totally batshit fucking loco. I commented on her LJ, and I think everyone will agree that this chick is a stalker in training.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/insane_child333/34816.html?view=2816# ( Read more... )

Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Unsheathing the Meatsaber

Get your own Star Wars Masturbation Method

The Super Bowl was a pretty good game. They had a great AmeriQuest commercial with a cat. Apparently Honda is putting out a pickup truck, I don't remember the name of it. It looks like an F-150, though.

Peace and chicken grease,
~Matt

I am OH SO MUCH looking forward to Saturday. I can't wait to sally for-ar-urgh as the fighter of St. Cuthbert, Adrock. Especially since half the party almost got itself made dead in the temple of Nerull, what with their lack of a meat- shield ( Read more... )

Mononucleosis! Can anyone say mono? That's what my family's doctor says I have. And it sucks. Not only does, like, walking to the kitchen wear me out like a belt test doesn't, but I also have massively gross fever blisters on my lips ( Read more... )

1. Apparently I missed an absofuckinlutely fabulous preview of this awesome movie coming out in July, another comic book movie, I think it's called.... the Fantastic Four? ( http://www.fantasticfourmovie.com ) So I went to the website and watched the trailer, and it looks fucking fantastic.

2. Apparently I was given some shit for an entry, I won't ( Read more... )