so today we were practicing for graduation and we were standing in our lines and i'm standing right in front of courtney and like a total narcisit, looking at my reflection in the window of the cafeteria ( Read more... )

So, as many of you already know: I have decided to go to Columbia University! I could not possibly be more excited, so I would like to share with you the amazing marvelous beautiful fantastic awesome incrediblicity that is Columbia...dim the lights and cue the hallelujah chorus...


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Ok, so here is my sequel to my previous sketchy pick up line screenplay ( Read more... )

White Graduation Dress: $14.99

White Graducation Shoes: $9.99

No longer having to worry about finding the appropriate attire for my/the San Domenico Class of 2006's marriage to Jesus: Priceless

OK- here is the final list:

Reeeejected:
Stanford

Waitlisted:
Washington U.
Pomona- to be determined, however, depending upon the number strings the softball coach can pull in the admissions office

Accccepted:
UC Davis
UC Santa Barbara
UC San Diego
UC Berkeley
Lewis & Clark
Grinnell
Kenyon
Oberlin
Haverford
Columbia

not too shabby

Well, Stanford is just a big fat turd. That semi-rhymes...I don't want to go to a school who's name semi-rhymes with turd anyway. But actually...like whatever dude. Like really, whatever. This is my first rejection and now I will state my theory once again to the masses: I got a VIBE from Columbia, like i just FELT that i would get in and i just ( Read more... )

So I got in to:


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WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE ( Read more... )

So Emilia said this nicest thing to me yesterday when we were working out. It makes me especially happy that I was running on a tredmill, was bright red with two layers of tomato coloring one from a sunburn the other from aerobic activity, and sweating like a pig and looking like a total man and she says ( Read more... )

So yesterday I got in to:


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