I will never believe in anything again.

Your facebook status is "Blank Blankman is something wonderful!"

Yes, you are. I just wish you thought that *I* was something wonderful.

Ain't it great to be crazy?

Accck there's this commercial I keep seeing (well, hearing really) and it's basically a music video for Gretchen Wilson. If I wanted to see that shit, I'd tune into CMT, ok? Thanks.

"Most people bake turkeys...we bake ourselves."

HAPPY 4TH YA'LL!!!!!!!

Rekcutacissej Day. We made it up in 2001. We decided that every May 24th from then on would be a celebration of our awesomeness.

And today is the day that I happen to run into him at a party. Just a coincidence? I don't know. I was a little drunk, I told him I had nothing to say to him. I felt proud of myself.
But I want him to hurt the way I hurt. ( Read more... )

I just really enjoy funny things.

I hate college.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I always have so many words in my head but when I try to put them on this here e-journal, they all magically disappear. And I end up posting pointless ramblings like this.

Or just deleting everything and calling it a night.

Grrrrrr words, you used to be my friend!
Perhaps my mind is just intimidated by my super-speedy typing. (And just in case you ( Read more... )

Clean slate.