mommy hates me

[plato_pootyhead]

Mommy keeps talking about getting another dog. I do not want a brother or sister. I do not wanna share my house or my toys with a stupid puppy. I should not have to share mommy with anyone else. She is my mommy and nobody elses!! I swear if mommy gets a new dog I am going to get so mad I am going to pee all over this house!

Comments

[radixx]

What if it's a really nice girl dog?

[plato_pootyhead]

Girls are yucky.

[radixx]

Your mommy's a girl, didn't you know that?

[plato_pootyhead]

My mommy is a MOMMY!!!!

[littlesparrow]

i tink dat dats de bestess idear ever too peepee all over de housie. yore mommy wood deeserve a good peeing. ya.

my Sparrow wonts to git a German Shitherd doggee sumday tho i doo nut no wy cos dats de same breed of doggie dat she had b4 dat eeted its own poops - oh, no ofense as i no dat u injoy eeting a good poop everee now an den. bot its ok 4 u cos yore cool an all.

if she gits anudder doggee, i will herd it into a hole dat u dugged an wee can cover it up reel good. madder of fac, mebbee we cood do dat wit yore new poppy doggee too... ya, put it in a hole an cover it up an den u cood peepee all over it an wee will laff an laff an laff an laff an laff sum more.

ya.

ok by,

Emma

[ollie_oxen_free]

Just think though... you could dominate! You could be the man in charge! I know I'm in charge. I have mom wrapped around my paw. It's fun to have a playmate...As for Sir Charles? Well - I like biting chunks of his fur off and placing them in various locations of the house. Mom's always cleaning and vacuuming! Every once and a while I like to annoy! But if you get a playmate I'm sure your mommy will love you just as much! Maybe you'll even get more toys out of the deal!

[plato_pootyhead]

Yes! I can beat up on it all day long and show it who's boss!! My mommy damn it!