ew. I ran into my aunt and her boyfriend ( a taller version of Woody Allen), which was totally akward. Even worse, his name is Stewie, so I bust out laughing every now and then when I see him in the nieghborhood.

What the hell am I playing at?

I'm acually going to get MARRIED. this isnt me. Is it? No, that cant be what I want. I cant waste my life away in some quite suberia with a white picket fence and a dog. I need my space. What about my dreams? Free-lancing in Irland, the peace corps, and all those crazy things I've always wanted to do. I'm setting ( Read more... )

The world
 forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal
 sunshine of the spotless mind!  Each
 prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd".

Quote the day, F.Y.I. I thought it was completelly brilliant. Up there with the time my mother pronounced S.P.F as "Spffff". Well anyway, Jake called last night, rather stoned, and anounced to all of his friends that he' ( Read more... )

You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...


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Congrats Melanie and Lauren and Asher and Henry, the only ones to get any right.

here's the list:

1. Jake- current boyfriend and quite a decent kisser/drummer/cook/6 pack.

me: what are you thinking about right now?

Jake: Katchup......

2. Spencer- Smith High Spencer, that is.

spencer: *shakes water bottle* It's like half empty!

me: *shakes vitamin ( Read more... )

Right, me, Maite, and Ash are chilling.
Ashley: Wait you dont know where my dog is?

Me *waving drumstick about*: HIPPOGRIFF!

Miate: *Sticks finger in icing* hmmm. *blink* *cracks up*

Jake hasnt called back.

UPDATE ON HUNT: One of them I'm dating and one I dated.

Wow. Officially reached Samantha statis oh whore-ness. I'm crushing on *counts in head* 7 guys. I wont tell you who, but I want you to guess. Like a hunt. First person to get them all gets either a) an expensive coffee at starbucks or b) my first born. But the point is, about *counts*4 like me back.

Oh, mel, remember that song from seaseme street? ( Read more... )

Right, all my life I've been a sucker for a cute smile and tall guys. I never honestly thought I'd fall this hard for a guy. I mean, he's not that bad and all. He's quite dreamy in my opinion. long-ish blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'0, incredible charm, drummer, metal head, actor, and an icredible kisser. Catch: He's 16 and lives 1000 miles away ( I ( Read more... )

Tonight has been the hellish start of the rest of my single up-to-a-month-atleast. I think.

That probably made no sence so allow me to start again. I think me and Jake are going to call it quits. It's complicated. I wont call it official until tomorrow, when we're going to talk it over, but hello, long distance relationship. I know alot of ou ( Read more... )