My favorite is when pantz and emwills are having creamy buttsex...the day is mine!

I have had the pleasure of reading all of the comments on this last post and this is what the "Samir Commission" has found to be true ( Read more... )

So this past week I have had the urge to start my workout again. Yesterday, I managed to run a mile. ONE MILE!! WOW! I felt re-born. I felt like a champ. I felt like Rocky. But back to reality, I have noticed many things about people and the area that I work in. It is quite humerus, like your arm bone. I call this "The Day of Lists ( Read more... )

As I sit here in my government-issued cubicle, in my government-issued chair, with the government-issued grin on my face, I am pondering about life...my life. I want to know all the answers to all the questions that remain in the dark. I want to know where I'm going, or whether or not I will get there before I die. I want to know who my baby's ( Read more... )

I have been given an amazing opportunity...will I take it? HELL YEAH! From July 23- July 27 I will be in Boston, MA for the Democratic National Convention for Young Democrats. It is being held during the Democratic National Convention and is being run by the same people, Democrats. I will meet people the likes of Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Jon ( Read more... )

This weekend was quite an induldgence of faggotry. But, nonetheless, it was glorious. It made me reminisce about times in high school when my friends and I made something out of nothing. What exactly am I talking about? Well, how bout planning a successful "get together" in less than 24 hours. How bout playing some Edward 40 hands. How bout hittin ( Read more... )

As some of you probably do not know, your friend Aaron Jongko, is sometimes watching you. Not in a creepy kind of way, but when you are online...from a SECRET SCREEN NAME. Today I reveal that name as : "Jack Knife City". If you see this guy online, tell him to go fuck himself and tell him that you're tired of his shananagans, because I am. Thanks ( Read more... )

T'was a world-changing movie. I believe that this documentary will change the face of the election in November. With the movie already breaking records in its opening weekend, it will assure the demise of Bush. It is of utmost importance that we rid this country of this awful leader. He has deprived us of our civil liberties, sent innocent people ( Read more... )

if you go into macaroni grill from now on, do not ask for me....BECAUSE I QUIT THAT SON OF A BITCH!! PEACE!!! before walking out, i shook hands with some of the servers i really liked and then took my tie off, clocked out, and hung my tie up on the bell. if that isn't a dramatic ending to a horrible job, then i don't know drama my friends. on ( Read more... )

so im at work today right and i was assigned this filing job yesterday that i was suposed to complete in three days. well, i finished it in half a day. so everyone here loves me and i am enjoying talking about "pimp my ride" and "punk'd." miss ivery was talkin about how "cornell west" was punk'd and how ghetto he got. no one knew what the hell she ( Read more... )