15th August, 2022

[playingcupid]

Well, it's been an eventful couple of weeks, yeah? Izzy ended up in hospital, FF and Flowers acted like fucking fairies, people got lost in the woods, the stadium caught on fire... Me? I've just had loads of sex. No, I'm kidding. I haven't had any sex. My bits are starting to shrivel up. I'm hoping Thiago Ferreyra will head into the campsite at

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[lowexpectation]

Excited?

[playingcupid]

About Thiago Ferreyra resting his head on my tits or the match in general? Yes to both.

[lowexpectation]

Are we rooting for Argentina now?

[playingcupid]

No. One fit player does not make a worthy team. I'd let him root me, though.

[with_bite]

Why oh why do you have to make me worried about this sort of stuff now the day before the fucking world cup final?

Have fun, even if it is only with one suitcase full of things.

[playingcupid]

I will. Wish you were here, though! You like, have fun too, yeah?

[with_bite]

Not bloody likely after our conversation. I'm sure I'll manage.

[playingcupid]

You know what I mean! Have fun.

[rathereffable]

You got to meet meet the team? I knew shouldn't have had a lie-in this morning before we left.

[playingcupid]

Yeah! It was fucking ace. They were in a tent doing signings and shit for a couple of hours - soooooo many people didn't get there on time though.

[backwardjax]

I don't snore.

[smithami]

Everyone snores sometimes. Maybe you're sick. Or very tired.

[playingcupid]

If you say so! If it's not you, I bet it was Luke.

[spareboot]

Does it really count as public knowledge if you force said knowledge onto said public?

[playingcupid]

You've seen my tits. Are you saying they're not great?

[spareboot]

You were shoving them in my face, it was difficult to really observe They were breasts, which was about what I expected given their general location on your chest.

[playingcupid]

You clearly haven't seen many pairs, then. Because then you would appreciate mine more.