25 August, 2022

[playingcupid]

Ultimate Guide To The Most Eligible Bachelors Hogwarts Has To Offer!!
Well, excluding those below sixth year and those who don't use these journals that often.
Compiled by K. Thomas and I. Finnigan!
Partly sponsored by the wine we just drank.

In order from least dateable to most dateable!

#14 - Mallory Carmichael (10% dateable)
KARIN SAYS 2/10.

Comments

[pureslacker]

Always knew you both had fantastic taste.

I'd like to dedicate this win to everyone who says I'd never amount to anything.

[with_bite]

Congratulations indeed! I think this deserves an award - like a cake or something! I'll bake you one but I'm going to wait until I'm sober if your stomach can hold out until then! Maybe you can share it with Karin!

[pureslacker]

You're a tease, Izzy Finnigan.

[with_bite]

Cake cake cake cake cake! Now I'm really being a tease!

[quietlyrosalind]

I'm not quite sure that anyone, regardless of artistic ability, should be unwillingly set up with me.

[with_bite]

What makes you think that he would be unwilling?

[quietlyrosalind]

I'm fairly certain that the notion has never crossed his mind before.

[with_bite]

Only Louis would know for certain! Shall I go and ask him?

[charmingrogue]

Karin, thanks for the very good and appreciated intentions. And poetry is a GOOD thing, just not mine!

And Izzy, fair princess, it means the world to me that you'd rank me so high.

[with_bite]

I am not fair or a princess but my name is Izzy!

[charmingrogue]

Oh, I beg to differ. In any case, princess, don't worry overmuch about it. Do drink some water and eat some food before you go to bed, hmm?

[with_bite]

Water is in the kitchen. I think Jackson is in the kitchen too. I'm going to go downstairs and give him a hug!

[mont_flinty]

This is so awkward, I don't even know what to say

erm. Thanks? This is flattering. Oh, god, I think I've gone red.

[with_bite]

You are very welcome. You weren't first Ash was but I can make you a cake anyway! Maybe a smaller one because I don't want to steal Ash's thunder and I'm sure you wouldn't either as that would just be rude!

[mont_flinty]

I saw! He probably deserves it more. But hey, who can say no to cake?

[with_bite]

Oh, don't be so modest! I'm going to sleep this off for a bit first, but once I wake up I'll make you, Ash and Albus each a cake - and a consolation cupcake for James. His ego can take it.

[rathereffable]

I don't like this list. Only 75% dateable? That's not what that Etonian said last night.

[ignoble_savage]

What do the percentages mean, anyway? It sounds like one out of four times you'd just not show up or something.

[with_bite]

I don't know Karin did the maths.

[rathereffable]

What? That's bosh -- a gentleman always keeps his word! Of course I'd show up for a date if I said I would. Unless he or she was absolutely hideous, in which case, I'd pretend to be ill.