25 August, 2022

[playingcupid]

Ultimate Guide To The Most Eligible Bachelors Hogwarts Has To Offer!!
Well, excluding those below sixth year and those who don't use these journals that often.
Compiled by K. Thomas and I. Finnigan!
Partly sponsored by the wine we just drank.

In order from least dateable to most dateable!

#14 - Mallory Carmichael (10% dateable)
KARIN SAYS 2/10.

Comments

[hookum]

I quite agree that Nicholas should be on top.

[with_bite]

I do too, Professor.

[ignoble_savage]

Professor?

[hookum]

Hello, Polina, dear!

[prefers_jam]

What utter nonsense.

[playingcupid]

Well go away then. I hope you enjoy being single for life.

[rathereffable]

And what noises do I supposedly make exactly?

[playingcupid]

YETH YETH

[rathereffable]

Is that better or worse than my father screaming 'Rule Britannia!' when he does the same?

[playingcupid]

I haven't heard your father scream 'Rule Britannia' in person. Then again, I haven't heard you scream 'yeth yeth' in person so I really cannot comment.

[throwingrox]

Well, for ONE, your toenails DO look amazing. Though I think my henna tattoo is cooler than toe nail polish any day. But, anyway, you know I don't think Hogwarts blokes are worth dating...but the list is hilariously funny (and brutally honest!) at any rate.

[playingcupid]

I love your tattoo! I want one, but I want a real one, I think. We have to make the best with what we've got, though! Your brother would be ranked dead high if he hadn't gone and got himself graduated.

[buttonholed]

I think anyone who considers your ratings will find that you are too biased to make any such judgments on anyone.

[playingcupid]

Look, I'm fucking sorry I told you to die, ok, but you're just not my type. At least you're not bottom.

[buttonholed]

You're not my type, either, so I don't particularly care.

[with_bite]

I gave you a very high rating.