http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2139873,00.html

Do you ever think to yourself "today is the worst day of somebody's life"?

Harry and the Potters ( Read more... )

And we are very unproductive ( Read more... )

As an addendum to the previous post: I am listening to Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" for the 65th time in a row.
I am not joking.
This is not a joke.
Holy shit I'm going insane.

I should write Beyonce a thank you note, since I think that playing her "Irreplaceable" on repeat for the past 4 hours and 40 minutes has had more effect on my ability to write 30 pages of junior sem than any other type of stimulant/thought enhancer ( Read more... )

Mr Mechanic: Well, I'll tellya, we'd all be a whole lot better if you hadn't driven your car into a lake.
Me: uhhhh....I'd like to plead 'No Duh', Mr. Mechanic.

Pshaw, homie. As if I didn't know this already?!

It feels like a small elephant has been dropped out of a plane bound for Canada, wrapped in some sort of gooey, invisable plastic and weighing at least two tonnes, and landed on my nose.

There was a point, around 11:15 pm, when my car started floating backwards in a 2 foot deep puddle ( Read more... )

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*insert need for cute boy cuddliness and kisses here

Recent bulletin: Leading a small army of eminent historians wielded in the form of 500 page books on Dueling and the Conquest of the Americas, I have stolen a thesis desk and taken it hostage.

Soon, no one will be able to stop me and my force of catastrophic antiquity.