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Mar 28, 2009 15:16

Character: Marie Mjolnir
Series: Soul Eater
Age: Marriable age ;o; (late twenties)
Job: Matchmaker
Canon: Shibusen is a school for meisters and humans with the ability to turn into a weapon. Together, they fight crime! The students do a pretty good job of it themselves until on Christmas Eve, one of the BIG BADS (TM) is released from its 'permanent prison' and one of Shibusen's professor and most skilled Meisters, Dr. Stein, is infected with the resulting wave of insanity. In order to fortify Shibusen, headmaster Shinigami-sama calls in Death Scythes (higher leveled Weapons) stationed around the world. One of which is Marie Mjolnir of Oceania.

Marie's new job is to be a teacher at Shibusen, and most importantly, to be Stein's partner. Because of Marie's innate soul wavelength (and friendly personality!), she has the ability to make people feel at ease, and as a result, has a calming effect on Stein's insanity. However, Marie didn't want to teach at first; her dream was to retire and get married. Despite her tendency to whine dramatically, once determined she always tries her best and approaches any task with a cheerful attitude. As a Shibusen teacher, she puts her students first and prioritizes their safety above everything else. Caring and considerate though a tad flighty, Marie is a refreshing dose of normalcy at a school that generally employs mad scientists and zombies as instructors so long as you ignore her eccentries like wanting to marry a toilet (or really anything that would accept her) and punching things through walls when she's upset. Whoopsie!

Sample App:
Me? A matchmaker? No, no, no. You don't understand. I came here looking for a matchmaker, not to apply for the job. I mean, wouldn't it be sad? A single woman like myself having to help young people find love when I'm getting older by the second? This time is crucial for me! I need to be finding a boyfriend, not helping the competition! Aaaah, I don't want to do this. It would be like dooming me to a life of spinsterhood!

Sigh. Siiiiiigh. No, don't walk away. I'll still do it but I just have to get this out of my system first. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Hmm, much better! Since I'm the only one here and you need help. I guess it really can't be helped. If I'm going to be of any use, I have to hang in there and stop moping. Don't worry, I'll do my best!

Let's begin! Your new love life isn't going to wait. Oh, but since I've only just arrive here, I don't know who I could set you up with... I guess I can give you my womanly experience! Please listen carefully. Love is... Well, it's sort of like when... What is love? Here! Let me spell it out for you!

L is for longing to be with another.
O is for Or else you die aloneeeeee
V is for Valentine's Day is no longer a pain
E is for Everyday for all eternityyy
But you still can't have sex in Camp Fuck You Dee~

Well, that's just general advice. I could probably help you more if I knew what your type is. Ah, but that's only if you feel comfortable telling me. There's no pressure! Someone with brains like... her? Oh, I see her! ...well it is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Aaah, someone who can accept all flaws, that would be my ideal type. A...hahaha. I mean, she's really cute! I think purple is a nice color on her. You have good taste! Hm? But if you weren't pointing to her, then who? It's just you and me here...

WAIT! What are you doing? You kind of need that to live! A-are you really offering me your heart? That's really disgusting... but so romantic! You may be ugly, dead and smelly; not to mention, I think teacher-student relationships are probably taboo, but we can overcome this! Love has no bounds after all! Now why don't you go right ahead and put that back in your chest? I don't literally want your heart, but I appreciate the gesture.

Wait a second, there seems to be some writing on here. You went so far as to get this engraved? You really shouldn't have. Well, I guess it's only right that I read it. Let's see... "Property of Miss Elizabeth Sayre and Camp Fuck You Die" Hey... who is this Elizabeth? You tried to give me a heart that belongs to another woman? So you think it's fun playing with an innocent girl's feelings, huh? I know what you are. You're nothing but a womanizer! MARIE PUNCH!

Sniff, why can't I get married?

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